The McRib is back in my town

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10/17/2019 at 15:28 • Filed to: mcrib, tacky, awful, delicious, addictive, pork, fake pork, cheap, mcdonalds

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That vile, cheap, delicious, and addictive piece of culinary self-loathing that is called the McRib is back.

That is all.

Edit: my wife has informed me that the McRib is my Basic Bitch Pumpkin Spice.

Edit 2: # of views-wise this McRib post has completely stomped on the number of views received on my post about a heartfelt drive , so well done there Oppo

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:34

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I just threw up a bit.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:37

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Was it to make room in your stomach for more McRib?


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:37

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Sorry. I had one for breakfast today. I have a problem. 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > InFierority Complex
10/17/2019 at 15:37

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This deserves more stars


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:38

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You know what you need to do... McRushmore time!!!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:39

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They had them when I worked at Mcdicks the just thinking of the smell of the sauce that they sit in makes me sick.

Also the taste like a wet roll of TP.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > InFierority Complex
10/17/2019 at 15:39

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No


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/17/2019 at 15:40

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TIL what that is, and holy shit

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Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:41

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I presume Mcdicks means McDonald’s. I worked there for a summer as a teen, but no McRibs back then. It’s just their shitty corn syrup bbq sauce, right? 


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:42

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I don’t understand the hate for the McRib. I mean ribs with out bones? This is the future we all desire.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:44

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Simply r eading about that $ 13.99 Bundle has raised my ldl`s


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:49

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I know vast numbers of my fellow Americans look forward to the return of the McRib each year with the ardor of Alaskans yearning for Spring. But all I remember of the McRib when it first came out was a chewy, rubbery  piece of pressboard with no redeeming virtues. I’m not judging those who like it.  I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s gotten better over the decades, but I can’t bring myself to buy one and find out.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:52

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Yup but when it’s been sitting at 180 degrees for a few hours and you’ve been standing next to it for awhile it’s sickening.

And that’s just what my co-workers called it when I worked there the first time. Altogether I’ve put in 5 years at McDonald’s. 2 different stores. Altho the second time I worked mostly maintenance 4-8am before my other job


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > MrDakka
10/17/2019 at 15:54

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I enjoy them like someone would enjoy a so-bad-it’s good movie.

People who enjoy genuine bbq flavour are turned off cause it uses McD’s sauce and ingredients which not everyone loves.

People who enjoy decent pork don’t like that it’s whatever Mickey D’s managed to acquire of current pork commodities on the market when there is a low price surplus.

Some people don’t like that it’s mechanically separated and put back together with additives , preferring their pork come in a less manipulated state.

And some people hate McDonald’s on principle , for decent reason, as it’s a really easy way to eat too much and get fat for a low price, no matter what their health menu looks like.

Despite all this, I think it tastes good, and I have a particular soft spot for these things. And I really like ribs without bones. 


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:54

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Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Chariotoflove
10/17/2019 at 15:57

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No they’re still pretty gross and you’re pretty spot on. But how many of us on Oppo have only liked things that were excellent? My old original Game Boy screen is a mess of pea green blurriness , the games are hard to play now and it eats batteries, but I still like that Game Boy . It doesn’t make it good, it’s just that I still like and enjoy it.

- Occasionally I listen to Owl City unironically so maybe you shouldn’t listen to me


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 15:58

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I had one earlier this week.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 15:58

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So I gather you’ve encroached on your fair share of bad smells, I don’t blame you for having that stance then.

Also their food doesn’t taste Scottish at all 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2019 at 15:59

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Seriously. J ust watching a Big Mac commercial for too long has been known to cause irregular heartbeat.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > vondon302
10/17/2019 at 16:00

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Pretty much what happened to me. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:00

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Yeah, they don’t even sell a shepherd’s pie


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/17/2019 at 16:00

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:01

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That’s fair. It’s cheaper than some other bad habits one could have.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:03

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Also: simple sekrit McD’s hack: McChicken + buffalo sauce = buffalo chicken sammich.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/17/2019 at 16:04

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#prolife hax


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:12

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Bro I own an Owl City tshirt

Be proud of you’re terrible musical tastes


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MrDakka
10/17/2019 at 16:13

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If only we could breed a pig without bones 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 16:15

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Well dude I’d be the last guy to criticize you for owning/ wearing that shirt.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:15

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I actually made one, and ate it, and posted about it on Oppo, probably about 6 years ago. I just searched my history and cannot find the post, but I’m pretty sure I still have pictures at home. It was... not awful, but at the same time not good. 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/17/2019 at 16:15

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I have to presume that it is a mood changer. 


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > Chariotoflove
10/17/2019 at 16:35

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I’ve been married for 27 years.

Wait, what were we talking about?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/17/2019 at 16:41

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Yo u’re low on protein, that’s why you’re drifting. Go get a McRib.


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:47

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Fireflies by Owl City slaps. 


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 16:49

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Cleveland still does not carry them! Thanks Lebron!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:02

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Mm frozen meat brick  formed to resemble cartoon ribs....


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > i86hotdogs
10/17/2019 at 17:03

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I’m afraid I had to google that. That means good, right? 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Tapas
10/17/2019 at 17:04

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Your name is Tapas and I could imagine you prefer tapas over these


Kinja'd!!! i86hotdogs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:07

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Haha yes, it’s a young adult term meaning it’s really good. I fell into the trap of saying it out of sarcasm, and now can’t stop saying it. Fireflies used to be my alarm every morning. Pleasant way to wake up.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:22

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Never had one. Not sure if I want to break that streak.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/17/2019 at 17:26

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nah its all about the mcgangbang. Although its no longer $2+tax like it used to be =(.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:31

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You just gotta remove the extra bread in the middle and then its pretty good. 


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 17:32

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Would you really want a McDonalds version of a shephe rds pie??


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:35

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I find it interesting how Dr Pepper is an independent company yet distributed by Coca Cola in some places and Pepsi in others. And with McDonalds being such a Coca Cola fanatic, seeing Dr Pepper there just seems an interesting combo.

Also, I cant stand McDonalds when there are Wendy’s and In N Out as my cheap as possible fast foods. Obviously I would prefer a Chic Fil A or Five Guys but they are entirely different price brackets. The 4 for 4 at Wendy’s will forever be my fast food staple. If I am more hungry? Just get two 4 for 4s!

Double Double from In N Out plus a Wendys 4 for 4 using the spicy chicken go wrap, spicy nuggets, and a chocolate frosty as my drink . That is the best fast food combo by far.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > i86hotdogs
10/17/2019 at 17:39

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Every song I use for an alarm I eventually wind up loathing so I couldn’t do that any longer.

Currently my alarm song is Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
10/17/2019 at 17:41

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Overall I prefer Wendys, Five Guys, In-n-out, and Smashburger over McDonalds which in my part of down has steadily declining in service and quality even at the normally subpar level they operate at.

I think Wendy’s tastes pretty good for the price, on either small or large burgers.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 17:47

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Im still a sucker for the Mcdouble on occasion but I think its more nostalgia to my childhood rather than actually enjoying the food. The one thing is that it ALWAYS tastes the same, even if its subpar its the same subpar in Oklahoma as it is in Washington or in Tokyo. That is both a bad thing and surprisingly good thing. Its the familiarity and zero risk food item that will provide sustenance reliably. Ive found other fast food places (including my favorites above) differ slightly depending on location and definitely have “off” days like normal restaurants. Thats the bizarro difference that mcdonalds seems to excel at. Customer service is a different story entirely haha. 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
10/17/2019 at 17:53

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The only thing I genuinely consistently enjoy from McDonalds nowadays is their regular cheeseburger.

Everything else tastes pretty bland even for Mickey D’s and for the last half decade or so, not only have they not brought the McRib here, but there is a 2 % chance that I will break a filling on a piece of bone they missed in the patty - which never happened 20 years ago. It’s happened to me in the 2010's three times.

The one always consistent fallback, chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce, have turned into insanely dry flavourless rubber pucks. They used to be chewy and fresh tasting. But I’ve gotten ones they just cooked that are old and stale and dead inside. Dipping them in sauce doesn’t hide it. I don’t get it.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/17/2019 at 18:28

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Vat grown meat is the way of the future


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 19:33

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HOLY SHIT. As a person who pretty much only only eats one thing at McD’s, the McGangBang , I need to try a McRushmore. Sadly my local McD’s (all of the Northeast, it seems) do not have the McRib :P


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
10/17/2019 at 19:44

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I’d legitimately offer to mail you a few but I don’t know how well they would keep.

Well, I suppose I could pack them up with box with disposable ice pack and insulation . I have tons of those.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 19:49

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10/17/2019 at 19:53

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Lol I’ve successfully rethawed a frozen McRib that was six month old and ate it... I don’t recommend it.

The one I unfroze after a month, that was ok. I’d consider that the cutoff 


Kinja'd!!! subexpression > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 20:42

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I buy 1-2 every year when they bring the McRib back . I t’s really the sauce that gets me , without the sauce it would be as crappy as the rest of their menu. I don’t even care much for their fries anymore (not terrible , just... blah) .

This year when I stopped in for my annual McRib  I was faced with an empty counter and a touchscreen to do my order. Rather than wait around, I decided to grit my teeth, touch that screen, and avoid touching anything else before scrubbing my hands.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
10/17/2019 at 23:25

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For whatever reason, Dr. Pepper Snapple never really developed  their own bottling network, so they piggyback off of Coca-Cola and PepsiCo, if the local Coke bottler carries Dr. Pepper, the local McDonalds have it.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/17/2019 at 23:27

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I mean, the sauce is OK, but the Southern Style Chicken Sandwich and the Big ‘N Tasty were both way better, and they never come back. 


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > ranwhenparked
10/18/2019 at 01:10

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I do miss the big n tasty


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/18/2019 at 11:52

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Would it shock you to learn that they offer the McRib all year round, every year, in Germany?


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Klaus Schmoll
10/18/2019 at 13:53

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I did not know this. I always wanted to live in Germany, now I have yet another reason.


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/18/2019 at 16:12

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Barf.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Shamoononon drives like a farmer
10/18/2019 at 16:16

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Super barf. 


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/18/2019 at 16:48

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Do come as long as we have the unlimited sections of the Autobahn.

The Morning Shift has been so preo ccupied with the UAW/GM strike and Tesla that they missed that there was a vote in our parliament to introduce a blanket 130 kph/80 mph speed limit. It didn’t pass, but the fact alone is a sign of things to come.


Kinja'd!!! VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Klaus Schmoll
10/18/2019 at 17:17

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Oh no!

I really like German food, German beer, die Deutsche sprache, German women, the Nordschliefe, autobahns, the climate, and the cultural attitude, and Porsches... I don’t even mind Angela Merkel. 

I should have moved there while the going is still good. 


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/18/2019 at 18:28

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I would. I don’t even like Tapas that much lol

My experience so far has been that its an excuse to give me really tiny portions for a full plate’s cost.


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
10/25/2019 at 17:22

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I like McRibs even if it is just a civilian BBQ Beef MRE patty